I'm using the National numbering system until something
better comes along - still seems like the evolutions should
be in sequence with each other, though.
#1- Bulbasaur
- We begin our long list of Pokeworld denizens with Bulbasaur,
a fairly ordinary and common type. The Bulba-girl shown
here has a mysterious craving for meat buns- you might even
call it a monkey on her back. For some reason, their shape
just calls out to her budding appetite, causing it to blossom
into a hunger so strong she took a job waitressing in a
restaurant that specializes in them so she could indulge
herself at a discount. As they say, indulgance leads to
bulgance, or something like that.
#10- Caterpie
- This larval Pokemon requires massive energy to evolve.
As a result, she'll typically spend the months leading up
to her transformation gorging herself on leaves in order
to put on as much weight as possible.
#24- Arbok
- One of the Pokemon world's more predatory species, Arbok
possess a hypnotic stare which they use to lure prey into
their clutches. This subject is typical of the species -having
swallowed so much prey that she can scarely drag her bulk
along, she uses her gaze to bring even more victims to her
slavering maw. A session such as this is often followed
by a nap that can last weeks or even months.
#39- Jigglypuff
- Idol singer Jiggli-P was waifish when her career began,
but her audience soon learned of her love of sweets and
sent her mountains of cakes and candy in an outpouring of
fattening affection. Jiggli-P, always dedicated to her fans,
felt obligated to eat each and each offering-- or was that
just an excuse? Either way, her fans have remained devoted
to her, and sales were high for her second album, "Jiggli-P:
Jigglier and Puffier."
#41- Zubat
- Nocturnal by nature, Zubat often frequent cliff side nightclubs.
This particular specimen is a twentysomething with an obvious
penchant for Bloody Marys, a favorite of this Pokemon type.
#43- Oddish - Oddish, the youngest form of a respected Pokemon family, spend most of the day sleeping and growing and the night wandering in search of a better spot to take root. One who finds a vein of rich soil early, as this young lady has done, has little to do but snooze as she grows plump and nourished.
#50- Diglett - They may be known as stewards of the forest, but to gardeners on the Pokemon world, they're pests! Farmers have been known to set elaborate traps for produce-stealing Diglett girls, but the most effective trap is still their own appetite. Visit the fields early on any day in harvest season and you may find a chubby Diglett whose night's pilfering has left her too bloated to squeeze back into her burrow. The traditional punishment, our agricultural experts tell us, is a firm spanking.
#54- Psyduck - Of all the species on the Pokemon world, Psyduck are the most susceptible to chocoholism. A common site in bars and dorms is a young Psy-girl, having eaten herself into an enraptured sugar-stupor the night before, waking up with a pounding hangover, a sugarcoated tongue, and a telling tightness to her clothes.
#56- Mankey
- Extremist right-wing Grass-type supremecists used to claim
that Normal-types were of subnormal intelligence. Their
evidence? A series of studies on Mankey showing that they
got low scores on primate intelligence tests in which proper
answers were rewarded with bananas. No one could find a
flaw in the testing until a young Mankey named Mankiki received
a perfect score over her week-long session - and came out
of the testing chamber forty-five kilograms heavier than
when she'd entered. Thus the trick came to light - the tests
were so easy that the other Mankey had quickly become burstingly
full of bananas and started intentionally picking wrong
answers to spare their stomachs. Only Mankiki was gluttonous
enough to down every banana, and so uncover the charlatans.
#69- Bellsprout
- The human monks of Bellsprout Tower give care to all in
need, especially Bellsprout, of course. Whether they're
original or anthropomorphized, they can always find a helping
hand. This Bellsprout girl was an orphan, lost, alone and
hungry, until the monks took her in and fed her. Years of
adequate nutrition have made her a fleshy, well-fed young
woman with a sprouting belly (among other things). In fact,
she may need to move out soon, as the monks are being increasingly
tempted away from their vows of chastity.
#78- Rapidash
- One of the great benefits of Pokemon society is that far
fewer specialty machines are needed - there's always a person
with the correct adaptation to do a certain job. Rapidash,
for instance, have the great strength to pull heavy loads,
and the lightning speed that leads them to excel in the
delivery field. As shown here, those with a big appetite
for grass can apply their hebivorous nature to lawn care
as well, provided they don't sweat the extra pounds.
#81- Magnemite - A Pokemon with environmental benefits- imagine how big the junkheaps would be without Magnemites to digest and recycle scrap metals! But some of them are a bit too enthusiastic - this Magnemite girl has had to be disciplined for overloading her hopper so much on a single trip that her axle snapped from the weight. Seems like she hasn't learned her lesson, though.
#83- Farfetch'd
- The meat of these fowl is said to be the most sweet and
tender of all the Pokemon. Unscrupulous gourmets have been
known to lure naive Farfetch'd girls with promises of free
feasts, no strings attached - then encourage them to gorge
themselves until they're fat and juicy enough to be cooked.
#86- Seel
- While city-dwelling Seel sometimes conform to urban tastes,
rural Seel villagers still values a layer of blubber perfect
for insulation when lying on ice floes. A properly padded
girl, like the one shown here, can stay out all day.
#88- Grimer
- A Poison-type with a taste for sewage, Grimers live under
the city, where they feast on the chemicals, garbage, and
et cetera detritus of a concentrated population. This tireless
young woman isn't just a glutton, oh no - she's an environmental
hero who vows to keep our rivers free of run-off, no matter
HOW much weight she puts on. As a safety measure, however,
she's had an emergency depressurizer valve added in case
of acute overfilling.
#92- Gastly
- Stories tell of a Gastly who formed a strong bond with
a human trainer who was raising her up to compete in the
Little Slowking's annual pizza-eating contest. Alas, when
she couldn't manage to cram in the ten pizzas necessary
to qualify, the cad tossed her Pokeball down a well and
hooked up with the first Snorlax lass he could find. Ever
after, the poor abandoned Gastly girl would haunt the well,
trying to eat her way through ten pizzas in the hopes of
winning back her trainer's support, and bursting into tears
when she just couldn't manage more than nine. And there
she is to this day, so they say, growing ever fatter on
her junk-food diet, but never breaking her eternal record.
#94- Gengar
- Gengar, a phenomenally strong Ghost-type, often have the
characters of poltergeists. This hedonistic specimen has
lodged herself in Bellsprout Tower and resists all attempted
exorcisms by the priestesses. Whatever they try, she simply
smirks and continues her program of bathing in the pond,
stealing food from the kitchens, and showing far too much
skin at funeral services. These women have their work cut
out for them - judging by the roll of ectoplasm oozing over
this Gen-girl's waistband, "exorcize" is a foreign
concept to her.
#104- Cubone
- Often called the loneliest Pokemon, Cubone have a strong
need for companionship. As seen here, they can become deeply
depressed without attention, and end up lying about in their
panties scoffing massive amounts of chocolates.
#109- Koffing
- The majority of Pokemon end up marrying within their species,
or at least within their type. While social pressure against
intertype dating isn't generally very significant, there
can be certain physical problems, as in the case of this
Koffing, Nikki, and her girlfriend, a Sunflora that wilted
under the prolonged effects of the poison fumes. For love,
Nikki was willing to undergo the surgical de-smoking procedure
that would enable them to remain together, and she remains
happy with the results, despite the weight-gain resulting
from going cold turkey.
#128- Tauros
- The cowboys and cowgirls of the Pokemon world, Tauros
are rough-and-tumble lovers of the outdoors and of celebration.
They enjoy hard work and hard play, and during the off-season
sometimes go slightly to pot from hedonism.
#129- Magikarp
- No Pokemon are more desperate to evolve than the famously
incompetent Magikarp. They often dream of the day they'll
become Gyarados - and some aren't content to wait. This
poor woman has fallen victim to a shyster's promise that
the gruel he sold her would hasten evolution - alas, the
only result of stuffing herself with this combination of
99,999 parts oatmeal and lard to 1 part Rare Candy has been
the enormous fattening of her gawky frame.
#133- Eevee
- A Pokemon's evolution is almost always a major life change.
For rural Eevee in the southern islands, evolution marks
their passage into adulthood. When a young Eevee such as
Evelyn (pictured here) reaches maturity, she or he climbs
naked to the top of Meta Mount to sit at the Small Table
of Choice and consume one of three evolution-stone imbued
dishes to trigger the change. For Evelyn, the choice is
an especially important one, as she hopes to enter the Pokemon
Contests, and her final form will determine what her adult
abilities are.
#134- Vaporeon
- No matter what path Evelyn chooses, her final form will
reflect the fact that she's naturally pudgy. But if she
chooses to drink the high-calorie Water Shake, her baby-fat
genes will go wild. Only growing a few centimeters in height
during evolution, she'll blimp up to more than thrice her
original weight, eventually becoming so fat she'll have
difficulty moving on land. Fortunately, water is what a
Vaporeon craves anyway, and this round and jolly form will
enable her to frolic her way to high marks in the Cute category.
#135- Jolteon
- Thunder Root will result in a curvy Evelyn as well, but
while Vaporeon is shaped like a ball, Jolteon has an hourglass
figure, with weight concentrated in the breasts and hips.
She also towers over her wetter sister. With her succulent
belly-dancer figure, Evelyn could score well in the Beauty
category.
#136- Flareon
- Taller than statuesque Jolteon and heavier than bloated
Vaporeon, Flareon is simply massive. If Evelyn consumes
the Fire Steak, she can look forward to growing iron muscles
under her fat, enabling her to pick up and move huge slabs
of stone. This behemoth is a shoo-in for a prize in the
Tough category.
#183- Marill
- During puberty, when her tail is filling with the greasy
liquid it uses as a floatation aid, a Marill teenager will
experience powerful cravings for oily food. The hormonal
swings are often so strong a Marill will gorge herself on
far more grease than she needs, saturating not only her
tail-gland, but every part of her body, until she's so full
of it she sweats it out like water. Marill parents often
celebrate a child's coming-of-age by buying new furniture
to replace what's been ruined.
#185- Sudowoodo
- A Rock-type which mimics Grass-types, Sudowoodo aren't
known for their honestly or their willingness to confess
when caught in a fib. This behavior can be taken to exasperating
extremes, as the hapless salesgirl shown here can attest.
#195- Quagsire
- On a hot day, this Water/Ground type is right at home
lolling about playfully in a muddy swamp.
#198- Murkrow
- Dwelling in the forests and swamps, many traditional Murkrow
seem to be relics of the eldritch past. Some even practice
dark witchcraft. Corvina, the young witch seen here, specializes
in brewing up potions to sell to the nearby villages. In
a typical concocting session, she may taste-test her way
through nearly half a cauldron-full of fizzing thaumaturgic
goo, a practice which has given her the tradition witch's
"brew gut". Also, the traditional witch's tendency
to belch frogs and centipedes.
#215- Sneasel
- These sneaky Pokemon love fresh-layed Pidgey eggs, and
never miss a chance to raid the nests. It works especially
well when a very stupid Pidgey is discovered who lays batch
after batch of eggs to be eaten.
#217- Ursaring
- The popularity of honey bars has recently become a prominent
social issue. Critics complain that the mind-altering sweetness
of the honey and the cramped, fire-unsafe conditions of
the clubs themselves are a recipe for disaster, pointing
to a recent incident that could have turned tragic. Clubber
Wendy DePew, 23, an Ursaring described as "full-figured",
tried to leave the Club Hot Pot after bingeing on over thirty
gallon mugs of honey and became wedged in the entryway.
The dazed woman was led in yoga-robics until she slimmed
down enough to be extricated, but had she farted, the inside
of the club could have become an airtight deathtrap.
#238- Smoochum
- This precursor to the Jynx form is young and curious,
with a pronounced oral fixation. Smoochum explore new sensations
orally, and have a tendency to eat up any free samples that
are put out.
#256- Combusken
- Agricultural workers in the Pokemon world work hard, and
Combusken farmgirls don't just take the eggs to market,
they produce them themselves! Thanks to generations of self-selecting
for a high yield, the typical egg layer has to go about
her daily chores while swollen with several dozen, but because
of her hardy disposition, she isn't slowed down much.
#279- Pelipper
- A few years ago, the Council for Truth in Limericks commissioned
a study to investigate whether a Pelipper's beak really
can hold more than her belly can. Scientists constructed
a special measuring chair and, surprisingly, had little
trouble finding a volunteer to have herself stuffed to near-bursting
with fish daily for 500 trials. Although well-funded, the
experiment had to be scrapped after only 226 trials when
the volunteer grew too fat for the equipment. The CTL dropped
the investigation and is currently looking into the case
of the Mankey from Nantucket.
#294- Loudred
- Emma DeSybll has had a love of heavy metal and punk since
she was a Whismur, and when she evolved into Loudred her
talents ripened and she received a major contract. Rock
may be dead (no matter what the Grateful Geodude say), but
Emma took to sex and drugs with a manic enthusiasm - said
drugs being immense quantities of beer and Pokeblocks. The
lifestyle has left her, in the words of a bandmate, "a
tub of booze weight", but despite the fact that her
pants are held together with safety pins for reasons other
than image, she maintains a tremendous energy on stage (and
with her eager groupies) that belies her girth. Her Butterfree
tattoo may be stretched out of shape, but to her thousands
of fans, she's the porky princess of punk.
#300- Skitty - One of the world's most popular pets! Skitty often beg for food, and it's said that you can tell how softhearted an owner is by looking at the Skitty's midsection. This one's been getting plenty of food and table scraps besides.
#363- Spheal - Lounging
on slabs of ice might not seem like a fun time, but Spheal
have such a thick layer of blubber that it's perfectly comfortable.
The ideal figure in Spheal society is a perfect sphere,
which denotes skill both at fishing and at lazing about.